Livelihood jokes

Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.

My life.

Tell me when you get it.

Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.

People say that life is short.

I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.

Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?

Me: Oh, I wan-

Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.

Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.