Lightheadedness jokes

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

The happier they get, the less they see.

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.