Lightheadedness jokes
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
The happier they get, the less they see.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.