Ur hairline is built like a license plate
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.
Why are orphans lucky because when they drive they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home
Yo mamma so fat they had to give her a license plate.
