Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
