Ur hairline is built like a license plate
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Why are orphans lucky because when they drive they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home
Yo mamma so fat they had to give her a license plate.
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
