Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
U can vent here idc.
