What does pink Floyd and princess Dianna have in common..., the wall has there last big hit
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"
why do we not have female magicians because last time we had them we burned them alive
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year it's still printing
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers heads?
Their ankles.
My indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, i said ive smelt your fucking armpits youve got no chance
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't.” JFK’s assassin certainly can!
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo all they said was I could ride him it would be expensive tho since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
What was the last thing to go through princess Diana’s head before she died? The steering wheel
3 friends go to a water park and meet a genie. “You each get one wish.” “When you get to the top of the slide you shall scream your wish as you go down.” The first man went down the slide and screamed “COCA COLA” and the pool was fuelled with CocaCola. The next ugly ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams “C-M&MS” as if he wasn’t just about to say cum-then the pool was full of cu-⟟ mean M&Ms. The last horny ass bitch is so excited he says “WEEE!” Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pull wasn’t full of Dildos./j
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”
Last year, got kicked out of the Hospital for telling covid patients to stay positive
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were "Are you still holding the ladder?"
i will remember my classmates last word: ahh my pens ink spilled on my computer
i remember my sons last words: i stubbed my toe
i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
