Kevin woody jokes
Kevin Woody (look him up)
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?