Kenshiro jokes

Kenshiro is already dead.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.