Jot jokes

A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."

Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?

To jot down his RAP-SODIES.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

BTW, I am one, wahahaa!

All these jokes are pen-ful to read.