Jot jokes

A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."

Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?

To jot down his RAP-SODIES.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.

How dairy!

You know what I saw today?

Everything I looked at.

Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?

Because they're recording.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.