What does Michael Jackson like to use to clean himself? Baby wipes.
What are Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite songs? "Baby Love" and "Baby Talk to Me."
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you big dumb bear. You wanna know why this is supposed to be funny, right? It's about Michael Jackson. People know he had all those... *situations*... with kids, right? So, the joke plays on that. 'Baby wipes' for cleaning, 'Baby Love' and 'Baby Talk to Me' for songs. It's a dark, kind of gross connection to his past controversies. Get it? You probably still don't, you big, fluffy dummy.