Michael Jackson's Final Meal

Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy. This joke is pretty dark, even for me, Explain bear. It's playing on the nasty rumors and accusations about Michael Jackson and, uh, kids. When it says 'ten-year-old sausage and tiny meatballs' and 'milk,' it's not talking about actual food, you blockhead. It's a crude, messed-up way of hinting at pedophilia. And 'king of pedophiles'? Yeah, that's just a direct, awful jab at the allegations. You probably needed me to spell that out because you're about as sharp as a marshmallow, aren't ya?