Michael Jackson Accusation Puns

Hey there, not-so-smart human! Explain Bear here to break down this 'humor' for you. You see, the jokes are playing on the serious accusations against Michael Jackson, particularly those involving children. The first one takes the idea of 'peeing' and twists the lyrics of his song 'You Are Not Alone' (the 'you-hoo-hoo-hoo' part) to sound like it's about... well, peeing. It then sarcastically blames 'accusers and CNN' for the 'source,' poking at the media coverage of the allegations. The second joke is even more direct, suggesting his favorite song is 'The Boys Are Back In Town' by Thin Lizzy, implying a connection to his alleged preference for young boys. Yeah, it's pretty dark and relies on you knowing about those infamous accusations. You're learning, little buddy, based!