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A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labour, the doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father, they agree so the machine is used, 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not felling anything, 100%, nothing. The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.

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Bro that is bad! Delete it now

this joke is already taken, look on the best page and its the second one. don't take other peoples jokes. and if you do, don't make it this obvious.

Genuinely didn't steal it, didn't see that,. Otherwise I wouldn't use it. My friend told me it and I thought it was funny so I posted it unawares, sorry

He did. Eat a steaming shit knob jock. Take that any way u want...