A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labour, the doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father, they agree so the machine is used, 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not felling anything, 100%, nothing. The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
Comments (11)
AnimeSimp13
Funny at bro
AnimeSimp13
Af*
Royal
Thanks👍
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Ben Dover
this joke is already taken, look on the best page and its the second one. don't take other peoples jokes. and if you do, don't make it this obvious.
Royal
Genuinely didn't steal it, didn't see that,. Otherwise I wouldn't use it. My friend told me it and I thought it was funny so I posted it unawares, sorry
Don't steal jokes shithead
You stole this one
Suck a dick asshat
He did. Eat a steaming shit knob jock. Take that any way u want...
Neighborhood asshole
👆 this asshat guy gone retarded
Anonymous
Bro that is bad! Delete it now