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Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins he has all power but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea that’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different. Our lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven the promise land only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our lord. This is your choice believe and go to Heaven or don’t believe and go to Hell a eternal death make a choice.

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Fuke it when 7 angels didn’t praise and worship god he demanded they respect him and when they gave us knowledge they were cast away to hell Satan was a hero amount man angel damon or extra terrestrial a true hero!

the only angle that was scolded by the lord was Lucifer

The lord of the weak holds no power over Satan Most Glorious. I will cast down yahweh’s pitiful kingdom as Satan’s chosen. I will lead His demonic army and cast down heaven’s gate as the Unholy Hordes will rape and torture god, his spawn jesus and all the angels and those paedophilic christians who got to enter heaven for abusing children.

Hey lucifer was followed bye six others what do you think the 7 fallen angels were

Hey this isn’t a fucking church session. This is a site where we talk about morbid and dark humor.

yeah. You call it the holy cross. I call it the rejected smash character.

At first I was wondering where he was going to go with this until he hit us with the punch line that heaven and hell are actually real lol

bro imma block this if people keep trying to hate our jokes.