I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying the person had an imaginary friend that granted wishes. But then they stopped going to church. Get it? The joke is that religion is like having an imaginary friend, ya dingus. You probably still go to church every week.