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hi everyone how did you sleep?

ik you woke me up and made me make you a snack at 1:00!!!!!!!!

i slept ok my gf came over and spent the night

thats cool lol

yeah but she kept wanting to sleep in my bed it was soooo annoying lol

uuum ok then christions do that when you marry

we sleep in are husbuns bed when we are married ( because yah)

oh yuh iik but were just bf and gf

i did let her sleep with me a little but she squiggles alot

you cant get married at 13 lol

good to know? lol lol lol

i got a question why do you use lol after almost every question??

were is alex lol or anyone

ok i might have to go for bout 1hr

oh hi guys were is alex

why does everyone ask that?

idk i think we were just thinking he was with you!?

well, he isn't my dog!!!!!

he's his own person with a life!

ok ex cool down

i'm fine but everyone always thinks i'm with him I do like him but were not together!!

hello guys!

ALya????????

What Alya? Hmm? I'm confused... HRU?

Where is jack, and Tina????????

ima ok lol me sis woke me at 1:00 to make her food!!!!!!!!!!

Here! Omg are you with windy AGAIN?

Yes. And happy to be!

Allison, this is Alya, my friend.

HRU everyone

Awesome!!!!! I mean what's not to love about windy?

cool hi i'm ALYA nice to meet you

Greaaaat!

I'm doin' good thanks you asking Alya

Why are you awful Alex????

Things.....

you ok???

Not rly..

what happend?

Dude, Alex we got ur back.

Just...Well..Alya can we chat? Privately?

Oooooo, okay Alya and Alex make a new chat we'llstay here and be quiet lol

i made one

Shush please Allison.

ok were good lol

what. is everyone doing right now?

nina is are enimi btw

oh ik i already sow all the drama lol

lol anyway wachu wanna do if we get alex and other ppl we can some how ply truth or dare lol

ooh yah he is eating right now

oh ok but who else wants to ply??

idk i will aks alex

ok i honestly want to get this (uk hot) lol

i'm ready if ya wanna play

Truth or dare right?

ok are there anyother girls bc i cant do this alya lol

Yes Feshy

get someone else alex lol ( to play this game )

Allison is on

Lemme text her rq..

ok get them in this chat my guy wait hang on i might have to go for 50min

she said shes on the chat ready to play

Ok while ur gone windy will take ur place! Cya!

who is going first

hey, so truth or dare ight?

Do you wanna date alex?

umm yes...

Why don't you do dare alya...unless you dont wanna...

i will do dare to lol

ok so....Allison truth or darE?

ok...I dare you to tell Jack you love him LOL

Oh no! LOL HES DATING TINA THOUGH XD

do ittttt

ok who go next?

wait did she do it?

YES IT WAS SO FREAKING FUNNY

Alya ur turn ask Either Windy, Me, or allison

ok ummm alex truth or dare?

ok, do you want to date me?

Umm..Yes..

sorry I'll leave.

- talking to jack

no ur fine dude

No..reasonn I just assumed I wasen't invited

ok who next?

Course you are jacey boi

you can play!

Alya truth or darE?

Alya truth or daRE?

ok, I dare you to

Too...Date someone random that makes a joke

JUST KIDDING LOLL

I dare you to yell Right now aand saty "IMM A CHICKEN!" SEVEN TIMES DO IT LOUD AND MAKE CLUCKING NOISES

HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

Please do it it'll be so funny

my mom looked at me vary wierdly lol

IM A CHICKEN

I'M A CHICKEN

I AM A CHICKEN

IM A CHICKEN

Anywaaays

jack its ur turn

Hmm, Allison Truth or dare?

Actually I have two questions So I'mma ask you two

1 Was it true that at age 5 you wanted marry Justin Biber?

HAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHH

hello. freshfry

2, Did what you say with Wanna-be-a-bee actually happen?

Okay thank you for being HONEST

Freshy ur turn ask someone truth or dare

freshfry you there

.............

ok is it the truth u like alex 100% :))))))

.....no response from Alya? nvm

sorry it would not let me type YES

.........

no dought

ok can i ask a dare or dare real quik??

whos urn now?

ok hang on alex I DARE U TO ASK OUT ALYA :)

me? or alyA?

right now?

we should od it when we are ready?

yeah...it was a question thoug lol

but i am not ready!

Alya.......wanna go out with me? Idk lol...

uum when we are ready yah but right now no srry

I DIDNT SEE THE MESSAGE OOF SO SORRY ALYA...

Remember i can only see ur message if i type soemthing

oh damn it but good job alex ;)

-facepalm-

ok who is next

who has not gone?

Well that took ya'll three steps back from the door not gonna lie...

lets, let jack go

ok jack go ahead

Freshfry Truth or dare? (plz say truth lol)

lol

Is it true you like alya?

I don't believe you...

Daang this is for fun not fighting..

ok? i already have a gf my guy

ok alya's turn!

Daang is a Girl -_-

Alya ask one of us truth or dare :)

Alya? You here?

Alya ask me Or Alex or freshy or windy truth or dare

Ok...Why don't we take a break?

she good is it cuz i said no?

srry i was eating forgot to tell you guys we could do it lol

In 30minutes I need to go btw

once you guys come back i will to windy so when you guys come back truth or dare windy

Aww man I'll miss you ot stuff :^

Excuse me??

who is this?

Who the frick are yu?

A stalker hahahaahahahahaahah

what the frick well go away please

What are ya doin' here?

mMMMM lemme think about that ALYA...hmmmmmmm NO

NO YOU DIDNT I AM ANGRY TODAY YOU BETTER NOT PUSH ME!!!!!!!!

its not that hard bud if u need to spell it out before u leave we will give u a sec but go plz

Okay........Well 8 is great..Were not here to entertain u so piss off plz

yuh u better not push her lol

Nah. Alex is hot yall suck blegh

You don't even know ME

Ya i do..I've been whatching you aleX.

Name 5 things about me

OK NOW YOU TOOK IT TOOOO FAR HAVE FUN IN HELL 8ISGREAT OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya FUCKING PISS OF MATE LIKE SHIT JUST GET A LIFE MOTHER FUCER

HE IS TO SCARED LOL

1 you like Alya, 2 you have 3 ex's Tina, Haley, and hally, 3 you have 35 friends, 4 you play sso and ur user name is Elizaveta Starflower, 5 your favorite animal is a cat FIVE THINGS.

Woooow...thats all true..

8-is-great I give that to you but piss off

what the frick!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL I''m so sorry Alex someone dared me to do that LOL it was me

Really? LOL

what does he look like 8isgreat?

thats almost not ok actully its not ok

oh ok lol

He's tall dark HANDSOME

emfasis on the handsome

what do you mean dark?

I mean ur not wrong Haley...

Dark haired lol

we all get it allison you like him....

i bet you are handsome lol

Rly Alya? Thanks captin obvious

Oi! be nice Allsion

What?!?!?!!? Where I come from Captin Obvious is a complement.

at least i can point out the obvious

Yeah Alya has a point

lol ok we good?

umm hello?

well then

what do we do now?

Guys Me and allison have to go do somethiing right now so bye (were juust calling each other lol)

ya..it's club stuf I wish yall could join us :(

If you had messenger you could :(

ok well when they are calling what do you guys want to do

welp bye ttyl

frshfry and who else is. on what do you want to do

yall know wut i look like look up my yt its chalky frog12

aye ALYA u feel confortable of alex doing this with Allison?

a little because she likes him but there friends so I trust him!

ok good i just want to make sure ur happy lol

thanks lol

why yall dont say lu to eachother??

every night and when we leave

oh ok but u gotta say it EVERYTIME some one has to go (some one meaning u guys)

and wut about daaaang how old is she???

i dont need your advice! i will do what feels right at the time!

idk but ik what nina is 15

why do you want to know?

you are dating someone dont think of that!!!!!!!!!!

and you forgot to mean

stop telling me wut to do ill think wut i want to think plus im not dating someone i have a friend thats girl, there for she aint an actul gf

but you guys were in the bed together? and you said she was your girlfriend so you lied?

my mom just inbarisd me

noooooo i said gf and i was joking bout in bed

she handed me padded underwear ( fo r my peired )

hi!!!!!!!!!!

HIII! IM OFF THE CALLL BUT I GOTTA WORK SO IN A MINUTE ILL BE BACK

why did you do ????

hi ur girl be going threw her peroid so we got to give her an easy time since she is going to be in pain

ok then. just dont care about it. ima used to it lol

hello peeps you here lol

ok but me and alex are going to protect u as much as possibe

and yuh ima have to go in 8 min

ok thanks?

were is alex he was just here lol is he still on the call>

this is a dark site not a snap chat

IF ITS DARK WE ARE LIGHTING IT UP MORE

BTW I WOULD NOT MAKE ME MAD RIGHT NOW!

idc bro its made for dark jokes and for dark people thats why its fun

WELL THEN YOU DISERVE HELL IF YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!

YOU TOOK 5 MIN TO TYPE THAT. THATS SAD

but why are u turning a dark site into a chat box :|

BECAUSE WE CAN GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

its more sad if ur for really counting

I WOUNDNT TICK ME RIGHT NOW!

why cuz ur bf broke up with you, cuz i really dont care

NO!!!!!!!!!!

JUST DONT TICK ME!!!!!!!

AND THEN YOU WONT GET HURT!!!!!!!!!!!

were is alex

hey bruh can u fucking shut up u little bich stop bullying alya go get a life hell boy

ima here now lol

HI!!!!!!!