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The Goodbye Curse

One night, a girl said to her family, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa." The next morning, her grandpa died. That night, she said, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodbye Grandma." The next morning, the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night, the girl said, "Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy." The next morning, the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine, but when he went into the kitchen, he saw his wife crying. When he asked her what's wrong, she said, "The mailman died."

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Girl1027

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The joke is set up to make you think the girl's 'goodbye' is a death prediction. However, it turns out that she might not be causing the deaths. In reality, the mailman happened to die that day. The humor comes from the unexpected twist and the misdirection of the apparent pattern.

Comments (30)

f.ck her real dad died xDDD

This one is hilarious. I honestly think this is the best one so far!!🤗😁👍

i know who wrote this.

This one is hilarious. I honestly think this is the best one so far!!🤗😁👍

very well exposed

LOL!!!! Laughing out loud!

nic i cant beleve it. its crazy and i lov that thinge

So sad😭😭😭😭😭 but hilarious🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 at the same time

that was unexpected

Holy, that was good

LMFAO, i named someone in my disc server, mailman on the porch

friend:so the dad is mail man? me: who asked joe.