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The Prostate Exam Surprise

I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

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The humor comes from the unexpected twist. The patient thinks the doctor is doing the exam, but realizes that someone else is doing the exam from behind, while the doctor is just holding the patient still. This creates a disturbing situation.

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That's the 11th finger. You're fine.

He... He inserted his penis... Oh no nonononononono I

He has one hand on one shoulder of yours and his other hand on your other shoulder and you panic when you feel something else rub against your buttocks. You breathe a sigh of relief when you realize it was one of the joking doctor's knees contacting your buttocks. Only then does his "knee" dribble moisture onto your buttocks.

that's when you realize you enjoy it

Was his penis long

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Thumbs up!

Oh, it was HUMUNGOUS! Almost as big as your belly, Haden. They say just the top weighed 157lbs! LOL

Uh oh... 😂😂

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lol family guy already did this..... get originality