Morbid jokes

Anonymous

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

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that's not dark humour it's just true

R

Seriously though, that has to be the shittiest feeling ever.

N

Agreed

O

I failed everything else, why not that too?

J

Been there 🙏

L

Wouldn’t that just be a baptism

U

Ah yes I remember when they baptised me with a rope and gun

D

Got that right bud

G

y e s

D

You are not wrong

H

stupid depressed fggot

M

just another disappointment to the family...

A

Im laughing while crying because I know how that feels like

K

FACTSSSS

J

That is the only joke on this page that has made me laugh 😂

J

I've tried to attempet suicide

K

It would make me feel pathetic and even more suicidal lmao

Y

A successful sucide attempt

N

Uhh.. Is everyone okay? why are you here please dont hurt yourself.

B

Can i please like get caught in a shooting or something so like i dont actually have to do anything. Lol

C

I haven’t done it yet but I feel like I won’t fail. I brought some hydrochloric acid and lime Sulfur, mixing them should kill me in a couple of breathes. It seems fool proof but I sure hope it works.

D

reeeeee

M

I tried but I failed it sucked. And yeah it just made me more depressed I hate life.

D

I feel that

A

Stupid fcks, use a gun!

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Goddamnit, jump off a bridge next time

M

that is facts 😭

S

😂😂😂😂😂

S

It’s not a joke so y am I laughing

F

suicides funny

R

Yasssssss cant believe how true it be

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