A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."
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This is a dark humor joke that plays on the horrifying nature of child predators. It's shocking because the girl is more concerned about her sugar levels than the very obvious danger she's in, which is a twisted and absurd punchline.
Oof
Wth I don’t know if I should laugh or just stay serious
Anonymous
sounds a little serious