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Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. However, the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.

The first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.

They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed. But you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, "Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!"

Comments (71)

Hahaha....that would hurt

It took me a minute to get it, but I laughed for 3 minutes after that.

limping, he laughed because a pineapple would be extremely painful lol

bruh! i laughed before i finished the word pineapple. who are you!!! wow!!! this joke actually made meh laugh 2018

Essay on why pineapples shouldn’t go on pizza

Fruits are very delicious and they come in many different flavors and colors. Some are red others are green, but they all have one thing in common. They’re freaking delicious. Except for one. THE PINEAPPLE!!!!!!

For starters, pineapples have a sweet texture that just doesn’t mix well with pizza. Only one fruit should be aloud to be on a fine New York pie and that’s tomatoes. The sauce made from tomatoes is the perfect....

blend of sweet and salty. This sauce will make you lick your fingers with a passion so strong it’ll make your significant other worry about you.

Secondly, pineapples just look nasty. Anything that comes in a shell of spikes and rough skin shouldn’t be messed with. It’s as if god is sending us a sign by making it look ugly and dangerous. Just like a person I know (cough Raul).

Last of all, pineapples house millions of sponges all over the world. When monsters like lilly....

caramel take the house of a poor sponge leaving it on the wet cold streets it makes me sick. We all need to join together as human beings to stop the rampage of this 5 foot 1 savage and end the chaos.

In conclusion, pineapple shouldn’t go in pizzas because they don’t mix well with the taste, they look nasty, and it’s destroying the homes of millions of sponges around the world.

Hey guys i brought a waterMelon to.... oh shit...

i was in class when i read this and i couldn't stop laughing my teacher looked at me like i was an idiot

It's worse when you realize that pineapples are not only big, but also spiny and prickly

This joke is awesome dude!!!!!

at least he didn't try a watermelon

Damn, I'm goin' to have to show this to my friends! F...in' hilarious!!

i had the pineapple and now my ass is bleeding

Thank you guys, I'm happy for the positive reviews, I will post when I can

Now he is Hitler for little Nicky

Cucumbers are technically fruits too, right?

Anyone curious that why didn't the third guys meet them up? I mean... that's impossible to shove it, or I might me wrong...

Oh nooo that's so fucked up and funny 😂

This is just perfect!...?

I never had a childhood. :(

Give me money

R.I.P to his ass

LMAO that was hella funny my friend and I rolled on the floor laghing our Ass's off

Ive shoved bigger stuff up my ass before

Really dude like seriously.

I was reading that and I put myself in the pineapple guys place and thought shit no way I'm coming out alive and so I looked for a pineapple and those fuckers are prickly as fuck

Hey guys, look at this HUGE pumkin I found. Guys, guys. Oh fuck.

be original it aint funny

Omg that had me criying tears of laughter i had to pause for 5 min and laugh when i got to the peach part

I was at a funeral and I laughed and cried...... They thought I was possessed by the dead lady 😂

Uh oh... F in the chat for the third guy!

at least he didn't bring a HUMONGOUS pumpkin. or other gourds! or trees! or a cactus! would you want a prickly butt!?🍊🍇🍍🥒🌵🌲🌴🍉🍎🍏🍈 and NEVER try to come back with space things!!!🌑🌠🌒🌓🪐🌍🌔🌎🌕🌏🌖🌗🌘🌙 or a jalapeño! eek! MY BUTT'S ON FIRE!!!🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🥔🥜HEY! WHAT"S THAT PIECE OF CRAP DOING THERE!?🥖 THAT PIECE OF CRAP IS HUGE!!!!!!!!!

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Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough....

well, that's my essay.

Holy that was funny

he wouldn't be laughing he would be crying.

Damn just damn......

Can I just say, Ow

LMFAO ive been w h e e z i n g (My bf said hi to everyone here btw)

Question is, did the pineapple fit up his ass or nah- (yeah)

okay, i wasn't expecting that. that was good.

Holy shit, I'm scared for SpongeBob

RIP the pinapple guy's ass. I would like to be him

STOP IT WITH THESE JOKES NOT FUNNY