3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”



Hahaha....that would hurt


It took me a minute to get it, but I laughed for 3 minutes after that.


I don't get it. Someone please explain.


limping, he laughed because a pineapple would be extremely painful lol




bruh! i laughed before i finished the word pineapple. who are you!!! wow!!! this joke actually made meh laugh 2018


oh man thas gotta hurt hahaha


Essay on why pineapples shouldn’t go on pizza Fruits are very delicious and they come in many different flavors and colors. Some are red others are green, but they all have one thing in common. They’re freaking delicious. Except for one. THE PINEAPPLE!!!!!! For starters, pineapples have a sweet texture that just doesn’t mix well with pizza. Only one fruit should be aloud to be on a fine New York pie and that’s tomatoes. The sauce made from tomatoes is the perfect....


blend of sweet and salty. This sauce will make you lick your fingers with a passion so strong it’ll make your significant other worry about you. Secondly, pineapples just look nasty. Anything that comes in a shell of spikes and rough skin shouldn’t be messed with. It’s as if god is sending us a sign by making it look ugly and dangerous. Just like a person I know (cough Raul). Last of all, pineapples house millions of sponges all over the world. When monsters like lilly....


caramel take the house of a poor sponge leaving it on the wet cold streets it makes me sick. We all need to join together as human beings to stop the rampage of this 5 foot 1 savage and end the chaos. In conclusion, pineapple shouldn’t go in pizzas because they don’t mix well with the taste, they look nasty, and it’s destroying the homes of millions of sponges around the world.


funny stuff man


good sh*t


Hey guys i brought a waterMelon to.... oh shit...


i was in class when i read this and i couldn't stop laughing my teacher looked at me like i was an idiot


It's worse when you realize that pineapples are not only big, but also spiny and prickly


This joke is awesome dude!!!!!


at least he didn't try a watermelon


Damn, I'm goin' to have to show this to my friends! F...in' hilarious!!




i had the pineapple and now my ass is bleeding


That has to hurt like hell


Thank you guys, I'm happy for the positive reviews, I will post when I can


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Now he is Hitler for little Nicky


poor him.


Cucumbers are technically fruits too, right?




Anyone curious that why didn't the third guys meet them up? I mean... that's impossible to shove it, or I might me wrong...


Oh nooo that's so f...ed up and funny 😂

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