Jellybean jokes

Life

Life is like a bag of jellybeans.

Nobody likes the black ones.

Mp5

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Emo

I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"

Emo

I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

Mp5

A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.

A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.

A quiet kid brings an MP5.

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