Jellybean jokes

Life is like a bag of jellybeans.

Nobody likes the black ones.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"

I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.

A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.

A quiet kid brings an MP5.