Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
