JD Vance Jokes

Turkey

Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?

He took away their ottoman!

Defense

How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?

He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!

Dick

You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.