ISN Jokes

Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection

What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, so the answer is yes.

Why do women need a payrise isn't the class ceiling high enough....

why isn't hilary duff interested in edcaution? A. she said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.

What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your your favorite.

Nune fave Foch heads

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? All of them are married!

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him and now is your chance to make your escape he really is a little shit isn't he?!

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?

What happens when a pun isn’t funny? It gets PUNished

There was a Cowboy riding in an desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her "Hey what's going on ? Why do you cry ? Where are your parents ? What happened ?". The girl said under an crying sad voice "The indians came, killed my father and my mother and raped my sister." The Cowboy just laughed unlocked his belt and put his trousers down and said "Guess it isn't your day is it".

Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?

Cuz it's a ham-burger isn't it?

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her "Hey what’s going on ? Why you cry ? Where are your parents ? What happened ?". The girl said under a crying sad voice "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers then my mother and raped my sister." The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breech cloth then said “Guess this isn’t your day is it”

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

This isn't a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?