ISN Jokes

What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team? A school shooter

your mum isn't home

This isn't a joke my dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago he still hasn't returned should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humour, they think of humour as like a happy thing because humour makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering, if I take a joke like , how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb, none they just beat the room for being black, now that joke isn’t make light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racial discriminated against, it’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind and that is important, humour at its best takes the bad thing in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny

And before you go in the comments and say i agree with rape, I don’t, I hope everybody who rapes someone to have there dick cut of, my little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

almost all of you suck, if your following me hah this isn't a joke but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh, kys wade =D

Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂

Wait this is the category dick sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up

I just went to India and thought why do they have so many sniper hitmen turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser

Abortion isn't murder. it's backspacing a typo.

roses are red voilets are blue but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

rape isn't a joke unless you watch youtube kids.

my job is so amazing. today a man asked me to check his balance, so i pushed him over. his balance isn't good

Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God. It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.