Incorrectness

Incorrectness jokes

Shooting

    • I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

    Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

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    • Wordplay

    • This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

    Students return: "Without payment?"

    The word "I die with many important problems."

    Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

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    • Name

    • My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.

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    • 9/11

    • Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.

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    • Water

    • Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect, two pals of water, one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get. I’m sick af from these stories.

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    • Seatbelt

    • Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

    A. A seatbelt.

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