Inactivity jokes

What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.

I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.

"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?

Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?