Inactivity jokes

"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?

What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.

I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

What do suicidal people do in their spare time?

Hang out.

You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))

You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.

"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"