Imwithstupid jokes

Comeback

My friend: "Yo, stupid."

Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"

My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."

Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."

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  • Privilege

    "I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."

    Moon

    I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.

    Idiot: "The moon landing was faked! So unbelievably fake!" Me: "You believe in the moon? Stupidass."

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  • Community

    @dagger or @imwithstupid, please banned @thescholar, @leoisare14, and @feetlust or being rude to me and talking shit to me for no reason. If you do that, then I will be happy.

    Hello @Matt I was wondering if I could possibly be a moderator for a moderator is a responsible and meaningful task as you would ensure that the community and website rules are followed, responding to reports and taking necessary actions. Being able to communicate effectively, have a calm demeanor, and be unbiased are important skills and traits to have as a moderator. Additionally, if you're passionate which i am , about the community and the worstjokesever community I would be a great candidate for being a moderator. - sincerely @imwithstupid