Human centipede jokes

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled kids.

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled children.

This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?

Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.

When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

You nail its other hand to the ground.