Howe jokes
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)