How to Commit Suicide jokes

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?

Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.

if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way

A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."

This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian says, "F*** no, you won’t return it!"

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds with, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"