How to Commit Suicide jokes

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds with, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"

if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way

Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?

Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.

This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian says, "F*** no, you won’t return it!"

A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

Suicide is never the answer.

Suicide is the question.

The answer is yes.

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.

I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.