How to Commit Suicide jokes

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds with, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"

if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way

Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?

Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.

This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian says, "F*** no, you won’t return it!"

A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."

This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.

Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.

I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.