Home Alone 2 jokes

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

What's an orphan's second favorite movie?

Home Alone 2.

If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?

Liam: I like you both.

Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to paris.

Mother: That's means you like dad more.

Liam: No, its because i like paris.

Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to America.

Mother: Why?

Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.

What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)

If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?

"No Way Home."