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Why did the cliff feel offended?

Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.

(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)

Hi, I did not get your walk.

Hi 👋 I have some good

Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?

Because he wanted it to smell good.

A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."

Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...

Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?

The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.

Hi 👋 I have some good ideas 💡. It was the best game I had to get in my...

Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."

Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].

What's the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.

Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.

There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.

A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."

Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?

She kept getting the metal detector out.

Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!

A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...