Hes jokes
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I can't help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
After getting in the White House, D. Trump gets a letter...
...from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggests Trump ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:
"Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down."
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife."
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.