What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
"Hee hee touched me."
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
