Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says Iโm okay, but I feel like Iโve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldnโt build a car out of spaghetti. You shouldโve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, โWhatโs your favorite kind of music?โ The other says, โIโm a big metal fan.โ
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didnโt the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I canโt drink coffee anymore. Or else theyโll ground me!