Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π Lol like
All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says Iβm okay, but I feel like Iβve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldnβt build a car out of spaghetti. You shouldβve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, βWhatβs your favorite kind of music?β The other says, βIβm a big metal fan.β
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didnβt the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I canβt drink coffee anymore. Or else theyβll ground me!
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
