Harriet jokes

Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!

Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.

New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.

How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.