Harriet jokes

Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!

Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.

New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.

The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.

The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.

The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.

My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.