Harriet jokes
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.