Hard enough jokes

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.

My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.

if you throw it hard enough.

What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.

1+1? Too hard.

The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.

Do you know what the hardest part of school is?

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One, if you throw it hard enough.