Hap jokes

What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.

God bless the shooting that happened.

What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?

Two beeps went off.

Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?

If Red gets voted out, what happened?

Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"

Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"

Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"

Lime, Green, and Purple run.

Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.

Black killed Red. Black is the win.

LOL

What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?

"What hap-HENd?"

One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles. Once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, the snail said, "I don't know, it all happened too fast!"