Hanging out jokes
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Wanna come hang out with me?
Chat box hangout.