Hanging out jokes
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.
Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)
Frank: Yo
Fred: Hi...
Frank: U heard about de competition?
Fred: Yeah...
Frank: You wanna hang out?
Fred: .......
Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.
Fred: ...I(
Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.
Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?
And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.
This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"
"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Wanna come hang out with me?
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...