Hanging out

Hanging out jokes

Cannibal

  • WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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  • Brother

  • A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

    Hangout

  • I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

    All people are invited!

    We have a lot! Enjoy!

    Incest

  • One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

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  • Condom

  • My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."

    Stick

  • Kid me: I lost my stick.

    Teacher: No, you didn’t.

    Kid me: How do you know that?

    Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

    Noose

  • Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

    Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

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