Handlebar jokes
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.