Handlebar jokes

Baby: Stroll?

Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!

Baby: *happily screams*

Stroller: *front wheels break off*

Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!

Baby: Oka- CRASH!

What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!

Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.

They hate change.

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.