Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
These two guys were txting each other.
Guy 1: How r u?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
stop looking at my ass i said look at uranus (guy 2) im looking at ur anus (guy 1) I SAID URANUS LIKE THE PLANET (guy 2) ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it clap your hands Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏 Comedian: WTF bros Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
Guy 1: Whats your favorite vegetable Guy 2: Stefen Hawking
GUY 1] how many babies does it take to paint a wall red
GUY 2] depends on how hard you through them
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital. Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good. Guy #2: Why, what is it? Guy #1: Turns out, I have Prostate Cancer. Guy #2: Oh man that sucks... Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
Guy 2 whispering : oh i got tired of acting gay
Guy 1: i heard you, why are you acting gay ?
Guy 2: to attract gays and then give them an advice
Guy 1: so what's your advice to me ?
Guy 2: that i just know you're gay
LoL xD
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay ?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler
Guy 1: yeah me too i don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series
Guy 2: omg what did i just say i wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: like i do care :$
Guy 3: but i do care :<
Guy 1: fu*k you
Guy 3: do it
Guy 2: but you do care about me
Guy 3: no
Guy 2: fu*k you
Guy 3: do it
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
( Guy 1: Why my cat's so angry ? ) ( Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage ) ( Guy 1: Don't you ? ) ( Guy 2: Yeah it seems delicious ) ( Guy 1: Mmm so .. w-wait what are you doing ? I didn't think you mean the one in my lunch :< where are you leaving #_# ) **Meow ...** ( Guy 1: Shut up i will never feed you this sausage it's not for you :< -_- </3 )
