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Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Google search results page. The search bar at the top displays the query 'american literature classics'. Below, sponsored results are shown. The first result is a book cover titled 'THE SIGMA MALE BIBLE' by John Russel, featuring a white wolf. Below the title, the tagline reads 'Unleash The Lone Wolf And Master The Sigma Grindset To Achieve Success'. The second result is a book cover titled 'WHEN THE Side N***** CATCH FEELINGS' by National Bestselling Author Jessica N. Watkins, depicting a dark-skinned man with a beard looking away from a woman peering over his shoulder. A third partially visible book cover on the far right is titled 'THE SOUTH WAS RIGHT!'

Dictionary

Anonymous · 1 year ago

My personal dictionary on google.

A screenshot of a personal dictionary, with a list of words: 100pts, Ackbar, Allahu, Ching, Chong, Cuck, Diddy, Dogg, Gon, Heil, Hutt, Jabba, and Kardashians.

Knight

Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows eight characters from Hollow Knight, each with a short description of their personality. The characters are "knight", "git gud", "corn", "cloth", "(s)quirrell", "tissue", "zote THE MIGHTY", and "mr mushroom".

Spending

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Google search result titled "Daily Spending For 70 Years." It calculates that spending $332 billion in 70 years requires spending approximately $12,994,129.16 per day. The search bar contains the query "vibrating buttplug for men."

Censorship

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.

The image shows a Google search with autocomplete suggestions for 'why censorship', followed by two images of George Washington. The bottom image says 'BENJAMIN... GET THE MUSKET'.

Car

𝒞𝑜𝓉𝓉𝑜𝓃𝒞𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓎𝐹𝑜𝓍𝓍 · 8 days ago

i searched overweight car instead of overweight cat-

A screenshot of a Google Image search for "overweight car". The results display several bulbous, puffy car sculptures in various colors like red, silver, and pink, which are part of an art series by Erwin Wurm. There are also images of cars overloaded with luggage or people. The top of the image features the user's text: "i searched overweight car instead of overweight cat-".

Google search

Anonymous · 1 year ago

DO NOT LOOK AT THE IMAGES

A screenshot of a Google search bar with the suggested search term "underboob skin" highlighted in blue, followed by the option to search for "underboob skin" via Google Search.

Cat

Anonymous · 8 days ago

saerched this-

A screenshot of a web browser's address bar showing the Google search query "my cat wants" with various autocompleted suggestions. The highlighted suggestion reads "my cat wants to kill me".

Tech

Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet from David J Phillips (@davj). The text describes his financial journey over 5 years: Year 1 - $65K (1st job); Year 2 - $72K (asked for raise); Year 3 - $137K (switched jobs); Year 4 - $35.67M (lawsuit payout from Google commuter bus hitting me); Year 5 - $146K (promotion).

Kid

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".

Poop

XI · 2 years ago

A Google search shows search suggestions like "how to train your poo", "how to train your poodle", "how to train your poodle puppy" etc.. Below, a stick figure is pointing to a pile of poop and says: "SIT! Good Poop".

Lemon

𝒞𝑜𝓉𝓉𝑜𝓃𝒞𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓎𝐹𝑜𝓍𝓍 · 1 day ago

I'm cooked-

A screenshot of a Google search in dark mode. The query in the search bar is 'help i accidentally summoned a lemon to fight gojo'. The AI Overview result below directly responds: 'You are completely cooked, because you accidentally brought a sentient, overpowered citrus fruit into a fight against Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen.'

Time

big [fire] balls · 2 years ago

The image shows four panels, using characters from the Phineas and Ferb show. The first two panels show Perry the Platypus logging into a new device, first a smartphone, then a laptop. The third panel shows Doofenshmirtz yelling "WHO ARE YOU?!" and the last panel shows Doofenshmirtz saying "Oh good, you're back! Did you know that some hacker just tried to hack your account?"

Tea

♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago

☕️

A Google search bar shows the query "Should I kill someone, or have a cup of tea?" The "Did you mean" suggestion is "Should I kill someone, and have a cup of tea?" Below this is the text "Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you." and an image of a person sipping tea next to a British flag.

Mario

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A four-panel meme contrasting different platform users. The top left panel shows three different whole pickle emojis from Google, Samsung, and Microsoft. The text reads 'Google, Samsung, and Microsoft users when they use the pickle emoji for a penis'. The top right panel shows a happy, smiling Mario character. The bottom left panel shows the Apple pickle emoji, which is sliced into pieces. The bottom right panel shows a dark, distorted version of Mario with white highlights, often used to depict a cursed or unsettling reaction. The contrast highlights the difference in emoji design and the innuendo associated with it.

Accident

Geiger · 2 years ago

A Google search bar with the query "help i acci" and search suggestions including "help i accidentally", "help i accidentally summoned a lemon", "help i accidentally summoned a demon", "help i accidentally memes", "help i accidentally became ruler of mandalore", and "help i accidentally restarted the ussr".

Place

big [fire] balls · 2 years ago

A search bar in Google shows different search suggestions, one of them saying, "there's a platypus controlling me". Below it, a platypus with glowing green eyes stares at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "YES. I CONTROL ALL!"

Homie

Wade · 2 years ago

The greatest feeling

The image shows a still from the cartoon series "Rick and Morty". The text in the image says "When you and your homie arguing about something and the Google search confirms your intellectual dominance." On the left side is Morty looking distressed and on the right side is Rick, smug, with his hands spread. [adult swim]

Home

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Girls be like

A woman with wide eyes and a big smile is overlaid with white text that reads: "IT TOOK YOU 15 MINUTES TO GET HOME. GOOGLE MAPS SAID IT TAKES 12. WHO IS SHE?"

Search Engine

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Ah yes Google vs Bing

The image is a comparison between Google and Bing search results when searching for suicide-related topics. Google shows an image of a smiling man, whereas Bing shows an image with the text "kill yourself". Below, Amazon recommends buying a ladder and a rope as frequently bought together.

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