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Anonymous · 22 days ago

found this on google

A Google search query asking 'Why am I single?' triggers a system permission popup below it stating 'Google wants to open front camera:' with 'Allow' and 'Block' buttons.

Mr Bean

Apollo · 1 year ago

A photo of a tablet on a table displaying a custom-made Pokemon card of Mr. Bean. The card lists his name, HP, and two attack abilities with descriptions and attack points.

Lemon

🐈‍⬛𝒢𝓁𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝓎 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌🎃 · 15 days ago

I'm cooked-

A screenshot of a Google search in dark mode. The query in the search bar is 'help i accidentally summoned a lemon to fight gojo'. The AI Overview result below directly responds: 'You are completely cooked, because you accidentally brought a sentient, overpowered citrus fruit into a fight against Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen.'

Mosquito

🐈‍⬛𝒢𝓁𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝓎 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌🎃 · 15 days ago

I'm done being the victim

A screenshot of a Google Search bar showing the typed query 'how to bite a mosquito back'.

Data

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Mort

God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

I’m running out of ideas 4 a title

A Google search result shows the query "who started the syrian civil war" and the result is "Mort, Ruthless dictator" with pictures of Mort from the animated movie Madagascar

Friend

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Lmao

A baby is sitting and looking at a phone with a serious expression. The text on top says: "When my friend doesn't reply in 10 min. ME:(On google)". A small text on the right side says: "Be my permanent." The text below the image says: "Quotes about fake friend."

Search result

R3Y · 2 years ago

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

Animal

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows text above a photo of a cow stuck in a metal structure, with the name "pablo" written on the bottom. The text says "Step 1: Google animals stuck in weird places. Step 2: Give it a common Spanish name. Step 3: Profit."

Dictionary

Anonymous · 1 year ago

My personal dictionary on google.

A screenshot of a personal dictionary, with a list of words: 100pts, Ackbar, Allahu, Ching, Chong, Cuck, Diddy, Dogg, Gon, Heil, Hutt, Jabba, and Kardashians.

Poo

Wei · 2 years ago

What. The. Hell

The image shows a Google search page with the search query “how to train your poo” highlighted. Below, a stick figure is pointing at a pile of poop saying “SIT! Good Poop.”

Justice for waluigi

Apollo · 1 year ago

A screen capture of a search engine query showing a search for 'justice for w' with auto-completed options including 'justice for waluigi' and 'justice for women'. Above the search bar is the text "Glad to see we have our priorities in order".

Trend

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Google Trends be like...

A map of the United States is shown with most of the states colored in blue. California is colored in red. Above the map is a legend that says "Compared breakdown by subregion" with blue representing "Baltimore Bridge" and red representing "KKK".

Car

🐈‍⬛𝒢𝓁𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝓎 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌🎃 · 22 days ago

i searched overweight car instead of overweight cat-

A screenshot of a Google Image search for "overweight car". The results display several bulbous, puffy car sculptures in various colors like red, silver, and pink, which are part of an art series by Erwin Wurm. There are also images of cars overloaded with luggage or people. The top of the image features the user's text: "i searched overweight car instead of overweight cat-".

Mario

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A four-panel meme contrasting different platform users. The top left panel shows three different whole pickle emojis from Google, Samsung, and Microsoft. The text reads 'Google, Samsung, and Microsoft users when they use the pickle emoji for a penis'. The top right panel shows a happy, smiling Mario character. The bottom left panel shows the Apple pickle emoji, which is sliced into pieces. The bottom right panel shows a dark, distorted version of Mario with white highlights, often used to depict a cursed or unsettling reaction. The contrast highlights the difference in emoji design and the innuendo associated with it.

Nuke

LazyBoiiii · 3 years ago

A split image showing two different Woody faces from Toy Story. On the left is Woody with a sinister smile and the right is Woody engulfed in flames. Above the images is a Google search bar with the term "nuke" and the "Shopping" tab highlighted.

Question

Inessa :) · 3 years ago

An image of Tom from Tom and Jerry lying on the floor in front of a stairway to heaven. The text above him reads, "when you google one question and find a quizlet for the whole test".

Chinese

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image displays several stacked Google search result windows. The first visible window shows an image of lettuce with the search query 'lettuce pieces - Google Search'. The second shows ham slices with 'ham slices - Google Search'. The third shows a slice of bread with 'slice of bread - Google Search'. The fourth, partially visible, shows the search query 'chinese fart porn - Google Search'.

Nuke

TheForeverVirgin · 3 years ago

A screenshot of a Google search for 'nuke' shows the 'Shopping' tab highlighted. Below, Vault Boy from Fallout says "excuse me what the fuck."

Spending

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Google search result titled "Daily Spending For 70 Years." It calculates that spending $332 billion in 70 years requires spending approximately $12,994,129.16 per day. The search bar contains the query "vibrating buttplug for men."

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