Good jokes
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking."
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
Have a good summer!
Hi 👋 I have some good
Angel is a good word.
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Aren't I beary good?
Aren't I badly good?
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!