German Shepherd jokes

So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.

So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂

What do you call a blind German shepherd?

A Nazi.

What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?

"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A Doberman in a playground.

What can you tell a dog, but not your girlfriend? Come.

A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"

When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"