Geometry Dash jokes

Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.