Geese jokes
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
Memes
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?
Really?
Well, the one I fucked did.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.