Gaming jokes
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
A family of three, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom.
“You’re right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son.
“The lie isn’t that you’re adopted,” says the dad.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
What game did knights play most often?
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.
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I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
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Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
My friend was annoying me with bird puns. I realized toucan play at this game.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.