Gaming jokes

Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"

What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

The Titanic.

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

What’s an orphan's favorite game?

Hide and seek.

What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?

Slugma.

Slugma dick.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

Why can't orphans go on game shows?

You need a family member.

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?

The show was called "Family Feud."

What is an emo kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.

The biggest legend is Technoblade.