Fungi

Fungi Jokes

A child ask his father β€œ how do you get pink eye?” Son I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes. Then the son asks β€œHow did I get Fungi?” As the father was about to answer. The boy says β€œOhh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?” β€”β€”β€”-Fungeye

A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde, when she turns him down , he goes to her and says " C'mon I'm a fun guy" .