Why was the mushrooms the cool guy at the party:because he was a fungi
Why does mario eat mushrooms? Because hes a very fungi!
Why does Ms. Mushroom π go out with Mr. Mushroom π?
Because heβs a fungi.
Why does the mushroom π have many friends?
Because itβs a fungi.
Mushroom
A child ask his father β how do you get pink eye?β Son I was told itβs from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes. Then the son asks βHow did I get Fungi?β As the father was about to answer. The boy says βOhh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?β βββ-Fungeye
WHY did the the mushroom go to the party??
bcause he was a fun person!!
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties? He was a fungi
Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says "you cant be here"
and the mushroom says "why i'm a Fungi"
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde, when she turns him down , he goes to her and says " C'mon I'm a fun guy" .
What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer